Homemade Brew Lover Pillows

"We grind our own catnip."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

You've Had Enough!

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Bottle Distillery

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

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"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

My dad makes his own beer.

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

Beer Lunch

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'I brew it myself.'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."