Slow Cooking Strategist Gifts

"What's the speed of dinner tonight... slow cooker or fast food?"

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

Slow food restaurant

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

Tortoise and the Hare

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

Small Business Advisor - Sports Training in the Restaurant Business.

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

I'm a long order cook.

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

"Graph of broth"

Slow food.

Chess Chef

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

'You told me I should run the house like a business, so what am I bid for dinner?'