Slow Cooking Strategist Gifts

"What's the speed of dinner tonight... slow cooker or fast food?"

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

Slow food restaurant

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

Tortoise and the Hare

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

Small Business Advisor - Sports Training in the Restaurant Business.

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

I'm a long order cook.

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

"Graph of broth"

Chess Chef

'You told me I should run the house like a business, so what am I bid for dinner?'

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

Slow food.