Slow Dining Aficionado Gifts

Looking for a gift for a slow dining connoisseur? Explore our collection of charming, witty, and thoughtful items designed to enhance their savoring experience. From mugs to art prints, find something that celebrates their love of relaxed, mindful eating and drinking.

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.' mockup

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

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'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.' mockup

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

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'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

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"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap." mockup

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

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"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne." mockup

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

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"Room for dessert, folks?"

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"Expense account or regular?"

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"How's the salmon?"

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"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!" mockup

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

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'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.' mockup

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

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'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

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"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you." mockup

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

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"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?" mockup

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

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"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor." mockup

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

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You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow.... mockup

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

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Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'. mockup

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

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'Pass the grey stuff.'

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The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity. mockup

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

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"My compliments to the sommelier." mockup

"My compliments to the sommelier."

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'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,' mockup

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

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'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.' mockup

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

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"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!" mockup

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

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Slow food restaurant

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"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it." mockup

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

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'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.' mockup

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

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"When offering the wine list, we don't say, 'Something to wash that down with'!"

"When offering the wine list, we don't say, 'Something to wash that down with'!" mockup

"When offering the wine list, we don't say, 'Something to wash that down with'!"

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"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish." mockup

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

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"And what would you like to regret later?"

"And what would you like to regret later?" mockup

"And what would you like to regret later?"

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Slow Dining Aficionado Gifts Collection

Slow Dining Aficionado Mugs

Discover more delightful mugs designed for slow dining aficionados—perfect for savoring every sip and moment with a touch of humor and style.

Slow Dining Aficionado Pillows

Find cozy pillows that bring the charm of relaxed dining into their home—comfortable, stylish, and perfectly themed for slow eating enthusiasts.

Slow Dining Aficionado Prints

Browse inspiring prints that beautifully capture the essence of taking your time—ideal for decorating any space dedicated to the art of slow dining.

Slow Dining Aficionado T-Shirts

Explore our collection of t-shirts that celebrate the patience and joy of slow dining—witty designs for those who relish every meal at their own pace.