Crinkle Cut Enthusiast Gifts

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"Why so sad, Pal?"

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'

'Five pounds-fifty for a crew cut,that's good value...Right-o....come-on men!'

'This is going to be a lot more difficult now you've had that makeover.'

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

Boys looking at mannequins in a shop window