Crinkle Cut Enthusiast Prints

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

PERM vs FREELANCE

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"Why so sad, Pal?"

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

'This is going to be a lot more difficult now you've had that makeover.'

'Five pounds-fifty for a crew cut,that's good value...Right-o....come-on men!'