Wrinkle Admirer Prints

"Why so sad, Pal?"

Skiing.

Snow flake

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Yo ho ho!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Mating rituals

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Giant Sale!

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

There was something fishy about this jump,

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

"She massages egos."

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

I should have known there was a catch when they asked for a volunteer to go South!

"Fifi"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

London Fly-Paper Vendor

Baaaa....humbug.

'He follwed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'