Buzz Cut Enthusiast Mugs

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Bumble Bee

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Stinging Bee

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

Beehive

Trampoline

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

'I'm moving out: The constant buzzing is driving me mad...'

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

"Well, your people heard wrong. We are not prepared to sweeten the deal."

Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'

Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House

I prefer just keeping one and getting to know it better.

Barber reveals his customer's new haircut.