Buzz Aficionados Mugs

Bee with a bad snoring habit.

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'How fast can you hype?'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

Create some buzz!

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Bumble Bee

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Final words on gravestones.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Ether Island

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

I called you to this synergistic ideation to strategize methods of creating new annoying words.

"Excellent report! Totally incomprehensible and confusing! Not one of our board members will understand a word! Absolutely perfect!"

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

Ghosts from around the world

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"The estranged string trio."

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'