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Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

Baby Bear.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Darn it, you're touching my half of the loveseat again. (Published originally on Feb. 20, 2008.)

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

Evolution of God. . .

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Comfort zone

Turning with mathematical precision.

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'Such petulance!'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Catching the Sun

'I made your favorite, Euclid — Pie!'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

"I look forward to our annual Creative Corn Circle Outing."

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.