Corner Kick Champion Gifts

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

'Such petulance!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

"When did she become 'kemosabe'?"

'I know you said this was a four star hotel, but I didn't expect to see them through a hole in my ceiling!'

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

"My computer beat me at chess..."

Supermarket traffic lights.

"We need to have a talk about the cat."

The corner

Football

"Sounds like my daughter's back from her karate lesson."

Antiques Show. Common Courtesy. Family Movies. Using Turn Signals. Good Service. No Profanity in Public. Nice Children.

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

A footballer scores a goal with a back kick while goalie not paying attention.

'Don't you wish we had a cozy porch swing to sit on together?' 'No, I had one once and the anchor came out of the ceiling and I fell on my caboose.' 'My, what a storybook romance we enjoy.'

'Sorry, Roger. I never know when my restless leg syndrome is going to act up.'

They called him the Olympic Flame because he never went out.

"My wife has a black belt in cooking, she can kill a man with a single chop."

ATM machines in shops.

'I'll go and turn the heating up, Gustav always has it down so low for some reason.'

'Try cutting down on his cling peaches.'

'You realize this is a public library don't you?'