Courtesy Champion Gifts

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

A young Don King

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Pearly King and Queen

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'I could eat you.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Well did he?"

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Movember

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"You can always count on me."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"