Garage Band Hero Gifts

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"Wow - great chops! We took a vote and want you in the band. All that we need now are three letters of reference and academic transcripts."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Italica

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Inflating Boobs.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Organic Soldering.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Guitar pickin'