Garage Band Hero Gifts

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"Wow - great chops! We took a vote and want you in the band. All that we need now are three letters of reference and academic transcripts."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Robert Fripp

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Anna Calvi

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Italica

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Jimi Hendrix.

Inflating Boobs.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Organic Soldering.

Steve Howe.

Mark Knopfler.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."