Yard Sale Season Gifts

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

House sale.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Extreme Yard Sale

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Garage Sales Anonymous

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Garage sale.

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

I bought this at a yard sale for 25 cents. Let's just say it has not been a chick magnet. #1 Granddad. ? ? Bus.

Mail-Order Yard Sale

"That's not the way making money works."

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"Anything catching your eye? Maybe one of my tia's antique perfume bottles? Or this rare cheese grater owned by one of Ricky Martin's entourage? Always a snappy icebreaker."

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

For the community garage sale...

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"