Yard Sales Gifts

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Don't make me take these home - 50p.' 'What WAS I thinking - 20p.' 'I know, I know ... - 10p.'

"There's more inside."

'But Mikey - your stuff is junk-mine is collectible!'

'After the yard sale and then the garage sale, it was the next logical step.'

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'That treadmill was only used once.'

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'

"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!"

Garage Sales Anonymous

Divorce Yard Sale: Hurry before he gets home.

"When he wakes up, tell him he's bought it!"

"Gracie! Look what I found at Monica's yard sale!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"Oh no! She sold my golf clubs at a yard sale!"

"Better make him an offer he can't refuse."

"One man's trash is another man's treasure. But in your case, another man's trash is ow your trash."

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"And finally: I'm having a garage sale Saturday. I expect you all to be there."

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"It works fine - we are just no longer a nuclear family."

For sale: baby shoes. Worn once. HUGE mistake

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Yard sale.

Garage Sale

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

'Dude. That looks exactly like Randy's Ex. Let's buy it and hang it in his bedroom.'

'My parents are at work, so I'm having a yard sale of their stuff.'

God: Garage sale - Saturday to Eternity.

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.