Yard Sale Strategist Gifts

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."

Garage sale.

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

Yard Sale

Beginning Yarder.

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

House sale.

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

Extreme Yard Sale

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Leaves.

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."