Quirky Yard Sellers Gifts

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Beginning Yarder.

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

House sale.

Extreme Yard Sale

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Leaves.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Garage Sales Anonymous

Garage sale.

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

I bought this at a yard sale for 25 cents. Let's just say it has not been a chick magnet. #1 Granddad. ? ? Bus.

For the community garage sale...

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."

"Anything catching your eye? Maybe one of my tia's antique perfume bottles? Or this rare cheese grater owned by one of Ricky Martin's entourage? Always a snappy icebreaker."

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."