Yard Sale Humorist Gifts

Little Brother for Sale: 'I don't care what he did!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Yard Sale

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

House sale.

"Start talking."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'We've found the problem...'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'