Yardwork Humorists Gifts

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

How to Build a Bungalow

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'We've found the problem...'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'