Yard Work Humorist Gifts

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

A sure sign of rain

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Static cling."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"That was definitely mine."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.