Yardwork Humorists Prints

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

How to Build a Bungalow

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'We've found the problem...'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'