Housework Humorist Prints

The work of the devil.

'I just find it interesting. You remember everything except where your dirty clothes go.'

The Emperor's New Clothesline.

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

'Wow! It looks like my hypnosis lessons finally paid off!'

'I didn't forget to empty my pockets. That's your tip.'

"It's all right for you, my job sucks."

'As if I didn't already have enough cleaning and sewing to do, the big galoot goes and invents COOKING!'

"Here comes my next door neighbor, Frank. I bet he's gonna complain about how his wife shrinks everything."

"The new smart dryer sends you an email when your husband doesn't separate the darks and lights!"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Yard Sale

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

'No it's still not fixed'

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

How to Build a Bungalow

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Carpet Cows

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'