Looking for a gift for the yard sale enthusiast? Celebrate their passion for discovering hidden treasures with humorous and heartfelt items that match their love for bargain hunting and vintage gems.
Frank, check out this rug I go at a yard sale. Interesting. I think I'll put it over here. Whoa! Ernie! This is a magic carpet! Let's take it for a spin! This is awesome! We won't need gas! We won't need charging stations! We won't need anything! WHAP! SPLORT! SMACK! Maybe we need a windshield! Still bugs to work out!
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."
'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
That's supposed to say garage sale!
"There's more inside."
Yard Sale
Beginning Yarder.
Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.
Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.
"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"
"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."
"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"
Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).
"I think my dad really, really cares about me."
"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"
House sale.
Extreme Yard Sale
Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.
"There's another one! Pull over!"
'For Sale Used Only Once.'
Leaves.
'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'
"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."
Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets
Garage sale.
Garage Sales Anonymous
'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'
I bought this at a yard sale for 25 cents. Let's just say it has not been a chick magnet. #1 Granddad. ? ? Bus.
"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."
"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"
"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."
'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'
Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.
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