Yard Sale Shopping Gifts

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Beginning Yarder.

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

House sale.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Leaves.

Extreme Yard Sale

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

Garage Sales Anonymous

Garage sale.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

For the community garage sale...

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."