Yard Sale Treasure Hunter Gifts

"I'd like to buy your garage but I don't know how I would carry it."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"There's more inside."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Pirate

Yard Sale

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"