Garage Sale Treasure Seeker Gifts

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

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"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'That was fun!'

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"Beginner's luck."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

'Something tells me we're close!'