Yard Sale Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Finally a mega-store with an honest name.'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Giant Boot Sale Today

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"There's more inside."

Beginning Yarder.

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

House sale.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Leaves.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Extreme Yard Sale

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

Garage Sales Anonymous

The traveling Yard Sale.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Garage sale.

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."