Yard Sale Aficionado Pillows

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

Frank, check out this rug I go at a yard sale. Interesting. I think I'll put it over here. Whoa! Ernie! This is a magic carpet! Let's take it for a spin! This is awesome! We won't need gas! We won't need charging stations! We won't need anything! WHAP! SPLORT! SMACK! Maybe we need a windshield! Still bugs to work out!

'How much for your wife?'

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"Maybe I should've picked up that ice cube maker."

Yard Sale. Really? You're selling this whole box of novels for a single dollar? Yep. It's one for the books!

Garage Sales Anonymous

"My computer isn't working again! I regret paying the full $5 for it at the garage sale."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Gardener

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Invisible clothes

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Beginning Yarder.

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

House sale.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

"I've found the lawnmower!"