Yard Sale Lover Pillows

Garage Sale - "I sold it!"

Welcome to Yardsale

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Beginning Yarder.

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

House sale.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Leaves.

Extreme Yard Sale

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Garage Sales Anonymous

Garage sale.

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

I bought this at a yard sale for 25 cents. Let's just say it has not been a chick magnet. #1 Granddad. ? ? Bus.

"Anything catching your eye? Maybe one of my tia's antique perfume bottles? Or this rare cheese grater owned by one of Ricky Martin's entourage? Always a snappy icebreaker."

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."