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'If I get half a decent bid, you and your pipe can go too!'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"I found him at a garage sale."

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

The traveling Yard Sale.

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

Garage Sales Anonymous

'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

Vikings trying to get in - "Calm yourselves the jumble sale doesn't start for another five minutes."