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Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

'Oooh, look! A self-euthanizing kit! 'Only used once.''

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

House sale.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

The traveling Yard Sale.

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Garage Sales Anonymous

'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'

"I found him at a garage sale."

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'