Garage Sale Hunter T-Shirts

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

'Oooh, look! A self-euthanizing kit! 'Only used once.''

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

House sale.

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"I found him at a garage sale."

The traveling Yard Sale.

Garage Sales Anonymous

'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'