Shopping Sale Hunter T-Shirts

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Beach con-man.

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Will work for ETFs

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'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

Countervailing Clichés.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."