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'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

"Going out of marriage sale"

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

For the community garage sale...

'Mom, I just picked up a garbage disposal at the yard sale, cheap!'

'Cool huh? My wife bought it at a yard sale.'

'It should be interesting. I've seen some of the stuff he collects.'

"Gracie! Look what I found at Monica's yard sale!"

"That's not the way making money works."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

House sale.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Extreme Yard Sale

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'