Yard Sale Prints

Garage Sale

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Extreme Yard Sale

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

Garage Sales Anonymous

Garage sale.

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

For the community garage sale...

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I bought this at a yard sale for 25 cents. Let's just say it has not been a chick magnet. #1 Granddad. ? ? Bus.

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

"Anything catching your eye? Maybe one of my tia's antique perfume bottles? Or this rare cheese grater owned by one of Ricky Martin's entourage? Always a snappy icebreaker."

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"That's not the way making money works."

Mail-Order Yard Sale

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"