Lazy Lawn Lover Gifts

"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I AM at my usual position."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Beginning Yarder.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm having a pajama day."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'He's at a very impressionable age.'