Lazy Lawn Lover Gifts

"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Beginning Yarder.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'