Deck-chair Attendant Pillows

'A man in uniform? Well we've got two Park-Keepers, six Traffic-Wardens and a Deck-Chair Attendant' (at a dating agency).

"Surprise!"

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Ballet Parking.

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Valet (ballet) parking.

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

Dun Decking

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Don't tie up, boys. This is a private slip.'

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

"Say bye-bye."

Valet parking.

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.