Deck-chair Attendant Pillows

'A man in uniform? Well we've got two Park-Keepers, six Traffic-Wardens and a Deck-Chair Attendant' (at a dating agency).

"Surprise!"

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Ballet Parking.

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Valet (ballet) parking.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

Dun Decking

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Don't tie up, boys. This is a private slip.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Say bye-bye."

Valet parking.

"I name this ship Moet et Chandon."

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.