Deck Decorum Enthusiast Gifts

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'How about a game of cards?'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Around here it got a little tricky...

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Company take-over bid

"All power to the board of directors!"

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'

Dun Decking

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

To Launch

'To put it in nautical terms Mrs.Edwards your taking on too much cargo and it's ending up as too much ballast.'

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

Feng Shui

Think Sales!

'How's my driving?'

Beach Day

Hostile take-over.

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.