Cycling Warrior Pillows

Professional cyclist comes home to do chores.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Touring Cyclist

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Duel in a wheelchair.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"This can't be good."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Overdoing it.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"Still on your left."

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Road Buddies