City Cycling Warrior Pillows

Touring Cyclist

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Nun confronts mugger.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Urban Expansion

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'That is the bike lane...'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Road signs.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."