City Cycling Warrior T-Shirts

Touring Cyclist

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Nun confronts mugger.

Pasadena Playhouse War

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Urban Expansion

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

'That is the bike lane...'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

Road signs.

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."