Spin Cycle Warrior Pillows

'Hey, buddy! Unless you're passing, get out of the left lane!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Touring Cyclist

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Coronavirus Windmills

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Still on your left."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

Botox sharpei

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

"Damn speed hump!"

Academy.

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

Don Quichotte's shadow

Loge with Alberich as frog

Psychotic mood swing.

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."