Spin Cycle Watcher Pillows

'I love to watch them going round and imagine Fred in there with them.'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Fear of news.

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Un-Truth

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"It's only the wind."

Harv works the red shift.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Quitting time

History Department

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

Last place

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'Happy New Year!'

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'