Spin Cycle Watcher Gifts

'I love to watch them going round and imagine Fred in there with them.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Time for vacation, time for work.

Fear of news.

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

Un-Truth

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"It's only the wind."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Harv works the red shift.

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

History Department

Quitting time

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

Last place

'Happy New Year!'

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.