World Cup Warrior Gifts

"Apart from the vuvuzela incident did you enjoy the game?"

World Cup Final: Germany vs Argentina

World Cup - Countdown

The benefits of having a translator in the surgery

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Bench Press Accident

Running

"We're exclusively delts."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Sisyphus during Covid