Corporate Warrior Gifts

"It's come to my attention, Wycliff, that you're actually planning a life outside the office."

"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."

'Look, if this fails we'll still have to do business with them, so try to be subtle about it.'

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

'Henderson, I can see you have a few things to learn about the corporate culture around here!'

"I see meetings. Lots of meetings."

"I do have a fallback position, but it involves firearms."

"Would you please elaborate on 'the something bad happened'?"

"We have two options... boldy tackle the challenges ahead, or hold off and hope an asteroid strikes."

'This project is so important that we can't let anything more important interfere with it.'

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

'No matter how toxic the corporate culture gets in his department, Bill can always be counted on to suit up and show up!'

A meeting room with two teams of businessmen in huddles on opposite sides of the room.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

Responsibility and duties

Office slaves.

'It'll never take place. Have you seen the egos involved?'

"And this is another economic indicator."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"I'm taking you off of the Henderson account and putting you into this steel drum."

'This is no time to be thinking about ourselves, Mathews. So, I'll see you at the meeting on Monday?'

'A token of my appreciation for all the late hours you've been putting in. It's a nightlight.'

"I still say we're stretched dangerously thing."

'Take this win-lose agreement over to legal and ask them to make it look like a win-win agreement.'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

Squeeze.

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

"Suddenly I'm not sure we're adequately prepared."

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

Two businessmen competing.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Well, let's just agree to disagree, and have you thrown out of the building.""