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The First Bounce

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Our war is against cancer."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Alternative fielding positions

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Cricket Accidents.

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Responsibility and duties

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting