Wicket Taker Gifts

The bowlers day-dream

'He likes to power nap.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Cricket Accidents.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'...I don't like your chances!'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Complaining cricket wives

'The penguin is upset...'

Cricketer's funeral

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

'How's that, Umpire?'

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Multisports

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'