Offense-taker Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who’s quick to take offense? Our collection offers tongue-in-cheek, amusing items that playfully acknowledge their fiery personality. Suitable for gifting on any occasion, these products feature sharp humor and clever illustrations that will make them smile, or maybe even laugh out loud. From cheeky mugs to witty t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, find the ideal way to show you get their unique sense of humor and personality.

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"I take offense, therefore I am." mockup

"I take offense, therefore I am."

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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

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The fate of the emigrant

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'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.' mockup

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

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Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick mockup

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever! mockup

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

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A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster. mockup

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

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"Feel free to take notes."

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Bite out of fishing pier.

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"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward." mockup

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

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Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday? mockup

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

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'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.' mockup

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

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"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there." mockup

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

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Pilot with champagne.

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Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre mockup

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

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The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates. mockup

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

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"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley." mockup

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

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"Marco ..."

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Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning. mockup

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

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On the brink.

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'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.' mockup

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

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End the Winter Blues

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"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?" mockup

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

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"Steady. This is going to be so sweet." mockup

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

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'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.' mockup

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

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Slipping and sliding down the slope... mockup

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

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'I don't like to take chances.'

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Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping. mockup

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

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"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things." mockup

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

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I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked. mockup

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

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The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests. mockup

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

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"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!" mockup

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

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"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls" mockup

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

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'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.' mockup

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

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Breakthrough

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Offense-taker Gifts Collection

Offense-taker Mugs

Explore our full range of offense-taker mugs—perfect for anyone with a quick wit and a bold sense of humor. Find the right mug that speaks their mind.

Offense-taker Pillows

Brighten up their space with our offense-taker pillows, crafted for anyone who appreciates witty decor. Discover the perfect cushion for their cheeky personality.

Offense-taker Prints

Browse our offense-taker prints, a humorous way to decorate their home or office with clever and amusing artwork that captures their fiery spirit.

Offense-taker T-Shirts

Check out our collection of offense-taker t-shirts, designed for those who love to wear their humor on their sleeve. Find a style that’s as bold as their personality.