Offense Admirer Gifts

'OK... But can he play defense?'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

Wilfried Zaha

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

Disco Owls

Little ship of horrors

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Football Sculpture.

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"I'm more of a day owl."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Rugby Mad.

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

Euphemistic.

Owl

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Sergio Aguero

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Owl Reading A Book Titled 'People Cartoons'.

Daley Thompson

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods