Wicket Whiz Gifts

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

'Make it look like an accident.'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Johann Strauss

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

Tennis Player.

Imran Khan

Football

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

Bowled out.

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'That was quite a storm we had last night!'

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup -- we were getting too many libel suits.'

Publication Day for Johnson's Dictionary

"Hardscrabble"

'Before you get into the market, we need to test your pain threshold...'

The computer was bad enough, but now my phone can beat me at chess.

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."