Witty Wicketkeeper Gifts

'Cricket Catches (By D. Crambo, Junior.)'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Cricket Accidents.

Drive-thru Church

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Since you were late to work so often, we should have given the watch when you started 43 years ago.'

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

David Letterman

Imran Khan

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

One Way/Two Ways.

Mechanics price list.

Bowled out.

"I don't care if all your friends like that. You go back and put on some more insulation, young lady!"

'It's nothing personal. It's just that going after your job is in my job description.'

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

"I'll draw them out with the cheese platter, but it's up to you to entertain them."

'Goodness me referee one really must question your visual acuity.'

"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."

'Every Hallowe'en barbeque he goes way over the top!'

Alex Stewart

'I have nothing to declare but my genius!'

A moocher borrows a cup of sugar to make a sponge cake.

March Hare

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'