"I'll draw them out with the cheese platter, but it's up to you to entertain them."
Witty Entertainer Gifts
Looking for a gift that matches the sharp humor and creative spirit of your witty entertainer? Our collection offers a range of products that celebrate wit, humor, and cleverness. Whether they love a good laugh or appreciate the art of playful banter, you'll find the ideal gift that sparks joy and showcases their unique personality. From amusing mugs to witty t-shirts, all designed to delight and entertain, our items are sure to bring a smile. Celebrate their talent for humor with a gift that’s as clever as they are.
Dinner at the Trapdoors
"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.
"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."
'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'
Crow and fox
"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"
Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!
“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”
LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'
'I understand you know how to treat a woman.'
"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."
'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'
"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"
Jokes machine.
Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.
The Algonquin Round Table
Leaving cards.
"So, what is your star sign?"
'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'
"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."
The Gilmore Girls
Cold caller.
When Stupid People Get an Idea
Bat out of Hell
"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"
'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'
Roller Coasters
"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"
Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"
'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'
'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'
My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.
Witty Entertainer Gifts Collection
Witty Entertainer Mugs
Explore our full range of witty entertainer mugs for more clever designs that add humor to every sip and brighten their mornings.
Witty Entertainer Pillows
Browse our playful pillows collection for more humorous home accents that bring comfort and smiles into any space.
Witty Entertainer Prints
Discover more clever prints that showcase their wit and creativity—a perfect addition to any fun-loving home or office.
Witty Entertainer T-Shirts
Check out our witty entertainer t-shirts for more fun and stylish designs that let their personality shine through every outfit.